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metametaphysicist 

Some one who studies metaphysicists in an attempt to understand why people would choose to spend vast amounts of time studying things that don't matter.
""I'm gay" ~Socrates" ~cynical metametaphysicist
metametaphysicist by jtwasabi March 23, 2011

Metalmouth 

Same thing as braceface (look up braceface)
You're a metalmouth!
Metalmouth by Dna February 2, 2015

r/metalmemes 

A subreddit for posting memes about metal bands. The sub has very much quality content.
Person 1: Hey man, did you hear how r/metalmemes destroyed all the cringy sabaton fans?
Person 2: Yeah dude, they finally got rid of those stupid posers.
r/metalmemes by Based person December 26, 2021

r/MetalMemes 

A shitty sub in Reddit that always hates Sabaton just because some of their songs is about the Germans during WW2, calling the fandom Nazis. If you are a moderator of this fucking sub, shut up, we don't fucking care, we just like heavy metal with history. Fuck the subreddit mods, the members, and the subreddit.
If you are a moderator of r/MetalMemes, shut the fuck up and make peace between r/Sabaton and r/MetalMemes.

metalephobia 

the fear of commiting to the hard rock awesomeness that is metal music and or any sub genre of metal
All she listens to is Green Day and Blink 182, they're weak, she must have metalephobia
metalephobia by procacola April 9, 2015

Metasmiths 

Metasmiths are Millennials who, as opposed to most economy-wrecking boomers, embrace the unknown depths of the Metaverse. Powered by the knowledgeable fountain of Vaynerchuk, they recognize that there is only one thing to be done.

So, shortly after being viciously rejected by Onlyfans, they dip their toes in digital content creation - right before diving the FUCK in.
"It's not surprising that Metasmiths are able to grace the world with such banging digital creations - such as digital art, NFT's and VR experiences."
Metasmiths by @Metasmiths January 7, 2022
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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