A female who is in to metal music in a big way. The female version of a metalhead.

A metalmaiden rejects the mainstream and doesnt care about whats trendy or popular. This applies to all areas of her life.

She listens to all sorts of metal OR specific branches of metal than can include - traditional metal, black metal, power metal, thrash metal, death metal, doom metal, symphonic metal, viking metal, industrial metal and progressive metal.

She wears what she wants. Included in this is - band t-shirts (both guy and girl shirts), big boots, jeans, comando pants, short skirts, spiked collars/braclets, painted nails, lots of jewellery, lots of make-up and generally has long hair of various colours (natural and unatural) and can have tattoos.

Generally she is opinionated and has a strong personality. This comes from hanging around metalheads all day and having to stand-up for herself to be heard. She generally gets along with guys better than other women although when she meets fellow metal maidens (not groupie-whores! or false-metal chicks!) she can form lasting friendships.

NOT to be confused with a groupie!

Metalhead: "Fuck! That Iron Maiden concert rocked!"

Metalmaiden: "Yep - It was fucken awesome! I really loved that they played lots from Powerslave. That's my fuckin favourite!"

MH: "Yep - that was fuckin sweet!"

MM: "Cumon, let's go get a beer and discuss the whole concert song by song. I wanna get a t-shirt on the way out"

metalmaiden by sinders666 January 31, 2008

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MetalicRemi

The most amazing Roblox player, he/she plays 24/7. If you come across 'em make sure to tell them how perfect and pretty they are. And follow them on Roblox because you can become on of the greatest and wonderful ROBLOX players like Remi.

A couple things to know about her/him if you become friends with them is, she/he likes vibe games, obby's, horror games, music games, and most simulator games.

Remi doesn't talk much, so if she talks to you, you might be special to them or she's bored.
remi is also a metalhead.

1.omg i wish i was MetalicRemi, they're like the coolest person on Roblox.
2.Have you seen MetalicRemi, i wish I was them. sadly, I'm me :(

MetalicRemi by imeRcilateM April 25, 2021

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metalingus

If a metal song could give you oral sex, it would be metalingus.

Alter Bridge's song Metalingus gave me the most intense orgasm ever, it rocks so much face.

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Metalbating

Angry masturbation while listening to metal, usually done until raw.

Shawn was furiously metalbating in the bathroom until he bled. Shawn is so metal.

Metalbating by Saucychurch July 15, 2009

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Metala

Metala("Метала" in Bulgarian) is a fictional character in the Bulgarian folklore. He is famous of being extremely smelly and poisonous. He can kill a person just by taking off his shirt. Metala is famous for the Chernobyl distaster. Metala was the first person to determine the existence of the Black hole. He is also noted for the discovery of the Square model of the Earth.

You smell like Metala.

Metala by kilzaki October 24, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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