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metal on mucosa 

The hamburgerizing effect that results from the contact of abrasive metallic dental-alignment hardware with the otherwise fragile, soft tissues lining the oral cavity; also a concern for other at-risk anatomy specific to certain advanced adult activities.
Gotta draw the line somewhere...the risk of permanent disfigurement from metal on mucosa just ain't worth it!
metal on mucosa by YAWA February 15, 2019

sucking on the metal dong 

You pussies are in the bathroom sucking on the metal dong?

on your metal 

An overused management phrase often used in team meetings as a motivational or performance booster which often leaves those present thinking 'what the hell does that even mean?' and 'Is he just making up his own quotes now?'. A generic phrase with no historical provenance. Frequently used in team meetings before or after recent poor performance or acts of sheer incompetence this generic term is a camouflaged attempt to get certain staff to improve and perform better. However they are deaf to the suggestion it is aimed at them and such use often 'goes straight over their heads'.
Manager - 'I don't want to tell you all how to suck eggs but you all need to be on your metal today'

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meal on wheels

To fart in one's vehicle preferably a truck or compact car, then proceeding to turn the heat to max. The victim will have no choice but to eat your fart.
While riding in Blake's truck Nate was suprised attacked with a meal on wheels and vomited all over the interior of the vehicle.
meal on wheels by Odoyle Rule March 24, 2008