metafore

A "one thing is something else" figure of speech dat refers to a golf-club swing.

In da "Red Green" show, Bob Stuyvesant arrogantly calls himself both an industrious dedicated worker for the Department of Natural Resources and an expert researcher on the physics of golf, but that is all just a metafore; in reality, Bob is merely a hot-headed goof-off who clumsily plays golf --- and has frequent temper-tantrums whenever his golf ball goes wildly off course --- instead of actually performing any significant/meaningful labor at his assigned job.

metafore by QuacksO August 14, 2022

Metaforced 

Mashing irrelevant, randomly-selected, or just plain ridiculous analogies into a metaphor that simply doesn't work, in a lazy attempt to sound creative, irreverent or funny.

From the phrase "Forced Metaphor"

I have marked down your term paper because the following phrases are clearly metaforced: "The evening was pregnant with merriment" and "Her eyes were sparkling turds"

Metaforced by Selwyn Nogood November 30, 2010

metaformalism

The hypothesis that form is not enantiomeric.

Rather, rotation is a meta-enantiomer.

This leads to conclusion that time is its own enantiomer.

Metaformalism states that space is its own enantiomer: yet space can be superimposed on itself.

metaformalism by zanderfin February 16, 2020

Metamorehoes-sis 

A phase that a nerdy, innocent, or shy girl will go through in highschool or college where they suddenly become more attractive through puberty, knowing how to apply makeup, learning how to dress, or present themselves better, and subsequently attract the attention of many previously uninterested guys.

Girls who enter metamorehoes-sis tend to fall victim to enjoying the newfound attention, and will play with all of the guys without getting with any of them. The word for this type of girl is called a Tugger.

Metamorehoes-sis girls will oftentimes embrace their shy innocent personality, and while they might not be aware of or intentionally be leading so many guys on, other girls will definitely be gossiping about how they put up an 'innocent front' while wanting the male attention. Whether this is true varies on a case by case basis.

"Yo, Ashley is hot now."
"Yup. She entered Metamorehoes-sis. She asked me to wait for the bus with her lol. No way I'm falling for that."
"Good for you man, apparently Jonathan has been carrying her bags for her recently."

Metamorehoes-sis by Ugly dirtbag May 28, 2021

Metabored 

Being bored before being bored was cool. So bored that there is absolutely nothing at all to do.

Madison: Metabored is not a word, it isn't in Urban Dictionary.

Warren: Oh, well I will submit it, because I am metabored.

Metabored by 39wdsss December 26, 2011

Metafork 

Metafork is the moment in history where things can take such a big turn, that it will change the humanity's course. The current started when a well known human has posted a profile picture on his twitter account. The picture shows a fork in the middle of the street.

"Yo dude have you heard the news?"
"No, what news bro?"
"Elon Musk is gonna use his dojo to metafork the financial system and help dogecoin's spread and humanity along with it"

Metafork by MEMESCRYPTOR February 22, 2021

metavore

1)adj. Nourished by or sustained by stimulation of the senses. Consumes light , music, visions, vibrations , tastes and textures with significant appreciation.

2)poetic: Thrives during times of change or uncertainty.

1) Do not starve this Metavore with a dull, pleasureless existence, the life of the ascetic is worse than death

2) Im not worried, I’m a
Metavore…I eat chaos for breakfast!

metavore by slipslip October 2, 2021