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Messy Mexican 

The act of a man having sex with a woman then opening up a can of chili con carne he had hidden earlier, and then throws the contents of the can onto the woman's back after ejaculation.
Person 1: I just left a messy Mexican all over this girls back

Person 2: Nice

Mexican mess

When someone eats Mexican food or anything spicy that gives them really bad diarrhoea that is uncontrollable
Mark: oh no mate never guess what

Darrel : what mate

Mark: just left Lisa a Mexican mess she won't be happy

Darrel: oh no maybe curry for the first date wasn't a great idea