Definitions by Shhhplease12345678910

monks piece 

another word for a hairy vagina as it resembles a monks head, the bald patch which would be the vagina and the hair around being the pubes.

emma: the lack of respect on the streets... i cant even walk down a street without the builders or local pervs shouting "SHOW US YOUR MONKS PIECE"

monks piece by Shhhplease12345678910 April 29, 2016

Mexican mess

When someone eats Mexican food or anything spicy that gives them really bad diarrhoea that is uncontrollable

Mark: oh no mate never guess what

Darrel : what mate

Mark: just left Lisa a Mexican mess she won't be happy

Darrel: oh no maybe curry for the first date wasn't a great idea

Mexican mess by Shhhplease12345678910 December 30, 2015