2 definitions by Shhhplease12345678910

another word for a hairy vagina as it resembles a monks head, the bald patch which would be the vagina and the hair around being the pubes.
emma: the lack of respect on the streets... i cant even walk down a street without the builders or local pervs shouting "SHOW US YOUR MONKS PIECE"
by Shhhplease12345678910 January 18, 2016
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When someone eats Mexican food or anything spicy that gives them really bad diarrhoea that is uncontrollable
Mark: oh no mate never guess what

Darrel : what mate

Mark: just left Lisa a Mexican mess she won't be happy

Darrel: oh no maybe curry for the first date wasn't a great idea
by Shhhplease12345678910 October 30, 2015
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