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(1)Mesquite - a type of wood or tree that is generally used to smoke meat in a barbeque.

(2)A city west of Dallas, Texas, home of the Rodeo.
1---- "This Mesquite grilled chicken is amazing!"

2---- "The Rodeo season is kickin off in Mesquite again this year."
Mesquite by kungfuyo March 2, 2009

mesquite hoes 

Them lil flying bugs that give you Zika and poison ivy
"These mesquite hoes got me all itchy doin the macarena"

"Damn gurl r dem boobies or mesquite hoe bites?"
(n) 1) Texmex Slang for marijuana
2) Type of wood, traditionally used for barbeques
(3) the male organ
1) "Yo, man light that mesquite up!"
"this mesquite is tha shit yo"

2) "Grab some mesquite for this grill"

3) "hey girl hows about you sux on my mesquite"
mesquite by The Original Hot Rod September 5, 2005
A city in the Dfw that is filled with dirty thots and . males that fuck anything that walks & wannabe hood niggas who flex with their moms rent money , if you live in mesquite you probably have 3sums all the time ..... niggas in mesquite have nothing better to do than fuck a female with his friends & then post it .
Oh your from mesquite ? you must be a bustdown
Mesquite by llahdirtyho March 7, 2019
A ghetto ass town either filled with old people or the most ghetto people ever. Never come to mesquite for a good time it'd filled with no good hoodrats.
Oh, you live in mesquite? But you're a teen?

sweet mesquite

Before engaging in anal sex. The woman pours barbeque sauce in her ass. When the man remove his penis from the anus. The woman licks the barbeque sauce off of his penis.
Last night was my first sweet mesquite.
sweet mesquite by Zach Billik May 13, 2005
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