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Merseyside

A good and peaceful place in North West England, bringing together the cities of Liverpool, Wirral, among others. Bathed by the River Mersey and a historical pillar for England's seafaring (Liverpool docks). Packed full with good nightclubs, stunningly good looking women and some of the most friendly and welcoming people in all Europe (although our accent tends to confuse people sometimes). Contrary to popular belief, the Merseyside is not a big slum in the middle of nowhere - neighbors Lancashire and Greater Manchester also display high levels of criminality. And thank god we were broke apart from these cunts anyway.
Bloke 1: 'Merseyside, big history, beautiful county, nice place to live.'
Bloke 2: 'Sound.'
Words you can keep

Merseyside

The mass or genocidal killing of scousers.
Dude, did you here about that guy who killed all those people in Liverpool? It was total Merseyside....
Merseyside by Thejudge83 December 1, 2011

Merseyside Derby 

The rivalry between English football teams LIVERPOOL and EVERTON.
"There shall be the Merseyside derby next month"
Merseyside Derby by #1Shagger August 27, 2018

merseyside bukkake party 

When a group of gentlemen engage in a bukkake party, however the fluids ejected are of a more excremental nature.
"A Merseyside Bukakke Party is not my idea of a good Christmas Celebration"

"Don't send me to the Merseyside Bukkake Party, this shirt is new"
merseyside bukkake party by TheoBox September 10, 2009

Merseyside Waterfall

While receiving a blow job the recipient downs cans of larger forcing themselves to throw up over their partners head
Bro, I was getting head off this really hot chick lastnight, was downing cans of larger and threw up all over her while she was sucking me off giving her a Merseyside Waterfall

Jerseyside tickler 

a moustache that has grown down the sides of the chin, as well as a small piece of hair below the bottom lip, when performing oral sex on a woman the side of the stache tickles the insides of the thighs, as the small piece below the lips is used in combination with the tongue on the clit to maximize a womans organism.
I was going down on susie and then i gave her my trademark 'jerseyside tickler" and she went over the edge.
Jerseyside tickler by blueeyes623 November 4, 2009
More from Urban Dictionary
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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