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Merpo - That guy that has absolutely no social presence or confidence and never really fits in

Merpo - an unwanted and unloved cat that nobody will let into there home so its gone all tatty
I feel sorry for him he's such a merpo. Like that cat that really needs a home. This could be its last winter but its got flees and stinks it's scratched out half its fur and gone all scabby so nobody's welcoming it into their home. I kind of want to pet it but from a distance with a stick maybe
Merpo by AndNowYouknow! December 14, 2024
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Merpo • Merp Out • Mer Popo • meriod • meron • MERO • Meronia • megpoodle • merion • merlock
The state of drinking a bottle of Merlot alone.
She bought the bottle of Merlot and thought he would go to the park with her and drink it, but he said no and now she is merlone.
Merlone by kidhamishi August 26, 2013
The beverage a mermaid drinks on Sunday at brunch
Give her a mermosa before she joins the other mermaids at shell
Mermosa by LUXLY March 21, 2019
The pairing of President Nicolas Sarkozy of France and Chancellor Angela Merkel of Germany. They have a healthy personal relationship, while managing two of Europe's biggest economies at the same time.
Merkozy is trying to save the European currency from disaster.
merkozy by The other Don Vito January 11, 2012
A ship between Bajan Canadian and ASF Jerome. Everyone ships it.
Person 1: OMG do you ship merome?

Person 2: Yeah, its my OTP!!!
merome by Seven111222 January 9, 2014
The sound you nonchalantly utter when there are no more fucks left to give.
When the debt collector told Johnny his credit will tank if he doesn't make a payment, he shrugged and replied, "Merp."
Merp by NickFresh215 July 17, 2018
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