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It starts off with the odd merk every now and then. Then it starts becoming more frequent and before you know it you're merkin bare edz, bare manz; no one escapes a merkin. True merkaholic.

jessica is a merkaholic

merkaholic by prepareforwarfare March 11, 2009

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jerkaholic

A person who masturbates to a degree that it interferes with their daily life.

He was such a jerkaholic, that his wife left him for masturbating online all day.

jerkaholic by DrJohnJ September 5, 2008

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milkaholic

addicted to milk

im such a 1% milkaholic

milkaholic by sammyboarder23 July 11, 2010

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Memeaholic

A person who is addicted to internet memes.

Brittany: My roommate Gwen is SUCH a memeaholic! She is always on 4chan, and she sings that rickroll song in the shower!

Memeaholic by LadyJayne911 April 6, 2010

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Milkaholic

A chump that only drinks milk, chocolate, vanilla, strawberry...breakfast, lunch and dinner.

Trust me, you ain't no playa and you don't know what tipsy is, look chump you're a milkaholic, now tell me what club is serve'n up milk?

Randy is a milkaholic, instead of coffee in the morning he has chocolate milk, instead of soda at lunch he has strawberry milk and yes, for dinner he has straight up milk!

Milkaholic by Jane Nazrat September 22, 2009

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Milkaholic

When you're so addicted to milk that your mom has to buy a new gallon 3 times a week.

Person 1: *Pours a glass of milk* "This is my 5th cup of milk today"!
Person 2: "Dude, you're such a milkaholic

Milkaholic by I didn't use my real name! March 15, 2022

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meataholic

Someone that is addicted to meat and meat related products

Vegetarian: Boy, how much meat do you eat! its ridiculous!
Meataholic: Alot
Vegetarian:......bastard

meataholic by Lukey J July 31, 2006

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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EBK

EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).

Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."

EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026

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Yap Trap

A seemingly endless debate with a idiot

I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it

Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026

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Blexas

Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.

Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.

Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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