merjen 

merjen is a girl with big dreams and bigger hopes.she has big green eyes and even though she has a bunch of friends who are girls,she is not that attractive to boys

Merjen is my best friend

merjen by hiwhatsurnameimgoodtoo June 26, 2017

armchair mercenary 

an individual, typically male, who incessantly second guesses the outcome of military battles recreated on television. Often addicted to the History Channel, has never served in the armed services, but is an active member of the NRA, an avid gun collector, yet doesn't hunt. Can be somewhat oblivious to spousal interests or needs.

Armchair mercenary: "Bla, bla, bla, then you know honey, if Brigadier General Warren's scouts hadn't found Little Round Top undefended, then Colonel Vincent wouldn't have led his brigade up the hill and set up a picket line. If General Lee's troops had just arrived there, say, just 10 minutes earlier, 20 tops, the Battle of Gettysburg would have been a Confederate victory! The rest would be history! Hey, grab me another beer, would ya?"
Wife: "You are sooo smart, snookums! You're my favorite armchair mercenary! Get your own beer, but just one! Remember? I've got to go, uh..... go and visit my sick friend again."
Armchair mercenary: "Hey, what if the Rebel snipers had had Barrett 50s with match ammo? Where'd I put the remote?

armchair mercenary by Herr Doktor Grauwolf January 25, 2009

Merjanitor 

The male, custodial version of a mermaid.

Bill: I'd hate to be a merjanitor, imagine how boring work would be when you never had to clean up crap.

Mary: I'd hate to be friends with someone who uses "merjanitor" in a sentence.

Merjanitor by aphorism December 11, 2009

Merjem 

A name used for the girl who is tough on the outside and yet the sweetest, most big-hearted girl you will ever meet.

She may be harsh, but she's a Merjem at heart.

Merjem by thecreativecat February 25, 2010

Merjem 

A very strong and independent woman. Many people will say that she's intimidating, even though she is one of the most warm-hearted people you know. Merjems usually have many friends, because they are great when it comes to social stuff. A Merjem is a hopeless romantic, she believes in love and she'll do anything for the people she loves! They are known for always being there when they are needed.

Here are some words that describe Merjem: strong, hopeful, sexy, charming, mysterious, funny, outgoing, open-minded, kind, trustful, lovely, smart and the list goes on! If you know a Merjem, cherish her!

Wow she always speaks her mind, she is so Merjem!

Merjem by lovelynames007 March 5, 2017

Mergency 

How hood niggas say emergency.

Dis a mergency my nigga full on (homeless water) and went on a (stabbacre)

Mergency by thundermen June 9, 2016

mercenary 

a.k.a: merc.
A professional soldier hired for service in a foreign army.
A person who works only for monetary gain.

I hired a mercenary to take out that pesky mob boss who threatened to shut down my business.

mercenary by AYB February 23, 2003