Mergani is a very emotional person with a cocky and arrogant front and they often don’t live up to their arrogance due to their appearance and shallow character
by aNd i OoP— May 27, 2019
Get the mergani mug.1. The rubbing of the buttocks against another pair of buttocks, particularly in a public venue, such as a park or heath.
- He was morganing last night again.
- What piers morganing? Where?
- In the park. With a policeman. The dirty perv.
2. Sitting down on the ground and then propelling oneself forward with the hands, in a similar manner to a dog attempting to clean its anus.
3. The licking of celebrity bottoms, particularly low class 'D list' types, ex Big Brother contentants, minor actors, politicians and chefs.
- He was piersmorganing Shia Lebouf last night, all night. The dirty perv.
4. The blatant telling of lies - in either a diary or newpaper.
- He can't help piersmorganing, he's never told the truth in his life. The lying git.
5. The pretence of possessing enough talent to judge others
- He's no talent show judge, he's only piersmorganing.
6. The self delusion that makes the skin sweat cold.
- I can't look at him anymore, not since he started piersmorganing again. Gold help me!
- He was morganing last night again.
- What piers morganing? Where?
- In the park. With a policeman. The dirty perv.
2. Sitting down on the ground and then propelling oneself forward with the hands, in a similar manner to a dog attempting to clean its anus.
3. The licking of celebrity bottoms, particularly low class 'D list' types, ex Big Brother contentants, minor actors, politicians and chefs.
- He was piersmorganing Shia Lebouf last night, all night. The dirty perv.
4. The blatant telling of lies - in either a diary or newpaper.
- He can't help piersmorganing, he's never told the truth in his life. The lying git.
5. The pretence of possessing enough talent to judge others
- He's no talent show judge, he's only piersmorganing.
6. The self delusion that makes the skin sweat cold.
- I can't look at him anymore, not since he started piersmorganing again. Gold help me!
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(Better when drunk) Striking the official "Captain Morgan" rum pose as depicted on bottles of Captain Morgan's rum. One of the honourary pirate's legs must be propped up to rest on an object (a keg or barrel, if you have one) while the other is on the ground.
"I heard Kelso was Captain Morganing the keg last night."
"Yeah, but he was so drunk he fell right over."
"Yarr."
"Yeah, but he was so drunk he fell right over."
"Yarr."
by merulian August 19, 2008
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Mary: I'd hate to be friends with someone who uses "merjanitor" in a sentence.
Mary: I'd hate to be friends with someone who uses "merjanitor" in a sentence.
by aphorism December 11, 2009
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by whodovudu June 4, 2018
Get the morganitis mug.Hey John, did you hear that new Morganism? "These tires grip longer than a possessive ex girlfriend"
by mp3s April 24, 2013
Get the Morganism mug.While attempting to construct a coherent thought you link two random idea's, products, or situations together that have absolutly no relation to one another.
Girl - The electricity went out at work today, It's not my fault that they didn't pay the cable bill.
Guy - That was such a Meganism!
Guy - That was such a Meganism!
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