While attempting to construct a coherent thought you link two random idea's, products, or situations together that have absolutly no relation to one another.
Girl - The electricity went out at work today, It's not my fault that they didn't pay the cable bill.
Guy - That was such a Meganism!
Guy - That was such a Meganism!
by alu-miguel May 24, 2012
*spills water on surf shorts* here, my legs wet, I thought swimwear was waterproof.
I just had a Meganism. I lit my cigarette at the wrong end.
I just had a Meganism. I lit my cigarette at the wrong end.
by MeeganSteeeeee April 11, 2010
The narcissistic manipulation of others which results in one being ridiculed, demeaned and argued with on a daily, weekly and monthly basis. Commonly leading to one feeling helpless, lost and alone. One subjected to meganism is under anothers total control.
by The Godfather 2017 December 31, 2022
The practice of abandoning one's family to advance one's own personal interests, usually financial in nature. Inspired by Megan Markle, the Duchess of Sussex
Ever since Sara moved from her small village in rural Russia to downtown Manhattan for her modelling career, she embraced Meganism and cut off her family ties.
by ChandlerSmirks February 25, 2020
Megan. Not Meghan. Or Meagan.
She hates when people spell her name wrong.
Megan means "Pearl" or "Child of Light"
A Megan is a good friend to all who take the time to get to know her. She is very creative. A Megan is never shy, and loves doing things with her friends and family.
Most Megans also have a dark side and many secrets. She will give really good advice because she's been through alot. Once a Megan trusts you, do NOT betray that trust because she isn't going to wait for karma to get you, she'll just get you herself...
She isn't scared of anybody and the only thing she truly fears is losing somebody she loves.
Most Megans are born during the winter or spring.
Megans can be really stubborn at times, and know how to get what they want.
Usually, Megans are beautiful inside and out, but they don't know it or can't see it. They tend to look down on themselves Alot. It's not a good quality but at least most Megans are not stuck up.
In a relationship, a Megan will do whatever it takes to keep her mate happy and take care of them. She prefers a long term relationship over short term and doesn't like to waste her time. Megans are INCREDIBLE lovers.
If you are lucky enough to know a Megan, hold on to her. She is very special and deserves the best. Treat her right.
She hates when people spell her name wrong.
Megan means "Pearl" or "Child of Light"
A Megan is a good friend to all who take the time to get to know her. She is very creative. A Megan is never shy, and loves doing things with her friends and family.
Most Megans also have a dark side and many secrets. She will give really good advice because she's been through alot. Once a Megan trusts you, do NOT betray that trust because she isn't going to wait for karma to get you, she'll just get you herself...
She isn't scared of anybody and the only thing she truly fears is losing somebody she loves.
Most Megans are born during the winter or spring.
Megans can be really stubborn at times, and know how to get what they want.
Usually, Megans are beautiful inside and out, but they don't know it or can't see it. They tend to look down on themselves Alot. It's not a good quality but at least most Megans are not stuck up.
In a relationship, a Megan will do whatever it takes to keep her mate happy and take care of them. She prefers a long term relationship over short term and doesn't like to waste her time. Megans are INCREDIBLE lovers.
If you are lucky enough to know a Megan, hold on to her. She is very special and deserves the best. Treat her right.
by SelithiaLove March 28, 2017
one of the coolest people you'll ever meet. She loves playing games on her laptop at 4:20am (specifically cp) Don't mess with her cause she has some lit af friends that will knock you out (they got stank attitudes). She goes by meggy, meggo or the meg cause she tough like a shark rawrrr. Even though shes a great friends, she can also be a savage badass bitch so watch out.
rude boi: Megan is soooo annoying
person: yo you better not say that cause she has some bomb friends and they'll fight you
rude boi: ha, im not letting her lame friends beat me up
Megans friends: WHAT'D YOU SAY ABOUT US AND OUR GIRL MEGAN
rude boi: I said that y'all are lameee
person: fight fight fight
they fight and megans friends win
megans friends: haha we told you not to mess with us
person: mmhmmm I told you too u rude boi
rude boi: runs away
megan: ur queen has arrived what happened
friends: omg megan my queen how you doing boo we just fought off some losers for you
megan: ayyy thanks yall, you guys are da best - keep sLAyiNg
person: yo you better not say that cause she has some bomb friends and they'll fight you
rude boi: ha, im not letting her lame friends beat me up
Megans friends: WHAT'D YOU SAY ABOUT US AND OUR GIRL MEGAN
rude boi: I said that y'all are lameee
person: fight fight fight
they fight and megans friends win
megans friends: haha we told you not to mess with us
person: mmhmmm I told you too u rude boi
rude boi: runs away
megan: ur queen has arrived what happened
friends: omg megan my queen how you doing boo we just fought off some losers for you
megan: ayyy thanks yall, you guys are da best - keep sLAyiNg
by jeriyas bff September 24, 2019
Megan's one of those people who are beautiful without knowing it and is loved but doesn't know it she needs help sometimes and that's ok, but the worst part about Megan breed is that you fall in love with them and then you can't fall out of love with her she knows you like her, so just ask her out already. Jeez
by UN original March 25, 2018