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A group of people out to get something, usually fucking up a person with their fists and or anything they pick up off the ground.

This may be due to the victim eyeing the mercs' girlfriends, or giving any of the mercs a bad look, or there may be no explanation to fuck a person up.
Those mercs fucked you up man. Next time don't tell their girlfriends that you want to fuck them sideways twice in an hour.

My mercs fucked you up, nigga.
mercs by the mercs August 5, 2008
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Rhyming slang for contact lenses, i.e. mercedes-benzes, contact lenses.
I'm not wearing glasses today, I've got my mercs in.
mercs by wilco85 January 23, 2010

The Mercs 

A semi-famous gaming clan that has played multiple MMOs (such as UO and Darkfall Online). They are a bunch of power gamer scrubs who will power grind their characters to the max, dominate everyone else with said characters, then proceed to claim victory and quit the game before everyone else has a chance to catch up. They suck in FPS games in which character development is not a factor, and will continue to bare the biggest undeserved egos in the history of gaming clans. If you encounter a merc outside of an MMO, rest assured that you can, and you will, shit on him.
Osium from The Mercs is a scrubby douchebag, but when you challenge him to a fight he redirects you to his peons to fight for him. He does all the shit talking though.
The Mercs by Osium Woof July 8, 2010

Buff Mercs 

"Buff Mercs" relates to a meme in the Team Fortress 2 fandom, where, the nine classes are shown to have huge muscles.. I mean.. INSANE MUSCLES! and are paired with Tick-Tock - Joji. Usually in shitposts, MGE memes, or, when you get that one pro player on your team that's def listening to Tick-Tock.
Guy 1: "Hey bro, why are these Buff Mercs blocking me from watching porn?"

Guy 2: "Get off PornHub mate."

Guy 1: "Actually it's e-"

*Buff Soldier TF2 fucking kills him*
Buff Mercs by CX0 September 12, 2023

SMEAR MERCHANTS 

A Term coined by Carl Benjamin (AKA Sargon of Akkad), which describes a people or a group of people who tend to thrive off of dishonestly smearing a person's character, through deceptive or misleading interpretations of their actions or words. Often by taking something they said out of context, and representing it as something completely different .
"I'm not apologizing for anything you dirty, dirty smear merchants"
SMEAR MERCHANTS by GidonGrey July 14, 2020

Merc work 

This is hired muscle or private warrior jobs.
There are some ex-Delta Force types, you can hire in Fayetteville to take care of the merc work, the bandits by oil line problem.
Merc work by I, Wreckerrr November 2, 2016
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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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