This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
A pubic wig. used to replace pubic hair that one desires but does not have do to an accident or a hormonal defect
by andrew w. August 24, 2005
(n) the dialect of English spoken by residents in the United States of America.
(adj.) relating to or characteristic of the United States of America or its inhabitants; relating to or characteristic of the American continents or their inhabitants (rare).
Not to be confused with:
merkin
(n) an artificial covering of hair for the pubic area; a pubic wig.
(adj.) relating to or characteristic of the United States of America or its inhabitants; relating to or characteristic of the American continents or their inhabitants (rare).
Not to be confused with:
merkin
(n) an artificial covering of hair for the pubic area; a pubic wig.
Did you know that in the U.S.A. they think a scone is a biscuit? I wish I had taken a phrase book with me to translate Mercan into English when I had a holiday there.
If you ever travel around the U.S.A. you will learn that the Mercan people are really friendly and helpful when dealing with tourists.
If you ever travel around the U.S.A. you will learn that the Mercan people are really friendly and helpful when dealing with tourists.
by TassieHunter January 16, 2016
A wig for a person's pubesor pubic region if he/she has lost the pubic hair, as stated on Family Guy
Salesman: Hey you like my pants
Joe: Sure
Salesman: There yours, you know what a mercan is?
Joe:No
Salesman:Pubic Wig, i got one, you want it?
Joe:No
Salesman:Of Course you don't your a classy guy, you want to be rich!!
Joe yes
Salesman:Sign here
Joe: Sure
Salesman: There yours, you know what a mercan is?
Joe:No
Salesman:Pubic Wig, i got one, you want it?
Joe:No
Salesman:Of Course you don't your a classy guy, you want to be rich!!
Joe yes
Salesman:Sign here
by Spongebob69 March 11, 2008
A rare species of homosapian - which legend says - originated from the arabian peninsula.
Displays agressive behaviour towards non arabs.
Is famously known to indulge in food more frequently than usual.
UMIS president (past, present and future).
Fails at pronouncing the word 'google'.
Known for her ruthless pranks, and abrupt comments.
Has an unusal obsession with purple items.
Displays agressive behaviour towards non arabs.
Is famously known to indulge in food more frequently than usual.
UMIS president (past, present and future).
Fails at pronouncing the word 'google'.
Known for her ruthless pranks, and abrupt comments.
Has an unusal obsession with purple items.
Q: Who is to blame?
A: Who else but Mercan!
Q: Who did this?
A: Obviously Mercan!
Q: So who's the president?
A: Dude, can it be anyone else but Mercan?
A: Who else but Mercan!
Q: Who did this?
A: Obviously Mercan!
Q: So who's the president?
A: Dude, can it be anyone else but Mercan?
by Iggy Shepard May 02, 2013
Look at the size of that mercan! He must've eaten his children for breakfast!
Mercans' ignorance makes me cringe.
Mercans' ignorance makes me cringe.
by Mr Spanky Pants August 07, 2006
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