menzor

the 1337 or nerd way of saying penis or dick.

Nerd 1: "i got my c0mput3r tak3n away!"
Nerd 2: "ha that sucks menzor"

by blingdropper501 November 1, 2008

Mentor of Merrymaking

(Noun) An educator of gifted individuals that specializes in teaching the fine art of merriment, drinking and all things jolly.

Jacqueline is the first “mentor of merrymaking” to participate in the 40 year old gifted parents spring winery tour and deck party.

by kerb-stirer September 20, 2014

mentorphobia

An individual who fears/is scared of mentors (also called "Burger King" in some parts of the community) inside the game Final Fantasy 14 due to them being mostly unreliable and or little snowflakes and is scared of hurting their tiny little feelings.

This is targeted at mentors who do mentoring not for the sake of mentoring, but for the sake of having a crown next to their name.
Common phrases used by mentors(can vary!):
"You don't pay my sub!"
"I know what I am doing, I am a mentor!"
"Don't tell me how to play my job!!!!"
"Toxic elitist, go back to WoW!"

"Sorry, I have mentorphobia, I don't want to listen to your BS."
"My doctor said I shouldn't be talking to shitters."

by Mikhael'li Xiazuh December 9, 2020

The Dirty Menorah

While the Menorah has its roots in Hebrew culture, religion, and lore, the dirty menorah has only recently made its way into the lexicon of sexual parlance. However, it has crossed over to become more secular in nature in that it is not only practiced by those of Hebrew ancestry and faith, but by members of various religions as well as agnostics, and atheists alike; it need not be hetero-specific. It is related to the Dirty Sanchez, the Dirty Rodriguez, and even more so to the Dirty Ash Wednesday, albeit borne of different religious doctrine.

In stark contrast to the Menorah, which bears a total of nine candles, only two participants are required to effect a ‘dirty menorah’, with the male (or one of the males if practiced by a non-hetero couple) serving as a sort of sexual shamash. For eight consecutive days, the ‘shamash’ has anal sex with his partner.

Each day, after having successfully nutted in the recipient’s ass, the shamash places an individual and distinct Hebrew-language character on the forehead of his partner using only his penis to write the character; the ‘ink’ with which the characters are written in this case being cock-borne ass-matter from the shamash’s dick. Contrast with Dirty Ash Wednesday.

“Ah, the dirty menorah…you know, last week I ran into my ex, and when I saw her, I couldn’t help but think of that vacation we took in the Bahamas where, over the course of eight nights, I painted her forehead with Hebrew characters using only my dick...best anal sex of my life, but she wouldn't leave the room.”

by justplainnuts December 1, 2009

Mentor College

The school that will most likely just have this definition removed. At this school we must pay to dress down, write 16 exams a year and get a detention for almost everything we do, we love our school!!!! Best school out there by far!!

Mentor College never gets snow days.

by egelloc rotnem February 2, 2013

Menorahty

A Jewish person living in the U.S., or in any other country where Jews are a minority.

Esther: Did you know that LaQuisha is Jewish?

Saul: Yes. Like us, she is a Menorahty

by Herschel Rosenstein January 2, 2010

human menorah

8 guys running a train on a chick.

yoor girl went to israel and received a human menorah

by george spot December 15, 2007