mensabation 

Incessant, extended discourse on a subject during social interaction time at a Mensa meeting. When engaging in mensabation, the speaker drones on seemingly forever, saying essentially nothing to an audience of one. He/she is oblivious to the fact that no one else is listening.

That guy is really into mensabation!

mensabation by Travelingmankc December 28, 2016

mentalation 

the process of thinking

too much mentalation

mentalation by Pali High December 21, 2008

Menstapation 

When you are waiting for another menstrual period to arrive and it doesn't. Perhaps you are pregnant or going through menopause.

I've been waiting for over a month for my period to arrive; I think I might be suffering from menstapation

Menstapation by Mindyvitz February 15, 2019

Medabation 

(Med•a•bate•ion)

1st definition: (From the Ancient Greek) : adj. when one’s meditation practice leads to masturbation through distraction or intention.

2nd definition: adj. When you are masturbating while meditating. Transmuting sexual energy into visualizations and manifestations for the future.

1. Boy: “How does one become a writer?”

Man: “Frequent medabation (it is often accompanied by poor hygiene).”

2. Girl: “I am having such a hard week”
Second girl: “You seem stressed, I encourage you to go medabate bb.”

Medabation by Audessy August 2, 2023

mensulation 

Any of the various proprietary substances engineered to absorb discharges from the twat.

Janet takes great pride in knowing that many advances in mensulation began during tests between her legs.

mensulation by Anonymous March 28, 2003

mensuration 

That time of the month when you have to measure something.

Phylis had to go through a period of mensuration to pass her math class.

mensuration by Ignatz TC November 28, 2017

Mangabation 

The act of reading manga so much that it causes your mouse hand to swell up as if you used it to actually masturbate often.

That skinny kid's mangabation is getting out of hand.

Mangabation by ShadySean December 27, 2010