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Definitions by Audessy

Medabation 

(Med•a•bate•ion)

1st definition: (From the Ancient Greek) : adj. when one’s meditation practice leads to masturbation through distraction or intention.

2nd definition: adj. When you are masturbating while meditating. Transmuting sexual energy into visualizations and manifestations for the future.
1. Boy: “How does one become a writer?”

Man: “Frequent medabation (it is often accompanied by poor hygiene).”

2. Girl: “I am having such a hard week”
Second girl: “You seem stressed, I encourage you to go medabate bb.”
Medabation by Audessy August 2, 2023

multiplicitic 

(Multi•ply•sit•ic•) Another word for someone who has multiple personalities that doesn’t label it as a disorder.
“The fact that she has multiple personalities doesn’t mean it’s a disorder or that there’s something wrong with her, she is healing her trauma and is multiplicitic. We love her and support her process in all her forms”
multiplicitic by Audessy August 2, 2023
I want a car that can mob so hard.

I went mobbing last night it was amazing.

That car mobs so hard!
Mobbing by Audessy May 13, 2013
Someone who masturbates a lot. Over 10 times a day. Usually a person who is stupid.
Brandon is such a yonker, he plays with his penis all day in english and he mistakes cats for chickens.
Yonker by Audessy March 16, 2009