men-o-pause 

when a man needs to take a break from work, and has to tell a woman about it whilst being watched by his freinds / colleagues, whilst the woman in subject is going through menopause

man to woman "i need to take a men-o-pause"
woman " real funny wise guy"

men-o-pause by fathead431 November 3, 2009

men-o-pause 

A pause from men. A break from the bitchuals of dating. A temporary state of bliss.

Daisy, you dating anyone?
Nah, not now.
I know this great guy, has a Harley David & Son. Interested?
Nah, thanks, am going through men-o-pause.

men-o-pause by Mayuura January 11, 2009

Men-O-Pause

A state of depression usually affecting young men(although it can apply to older men). It is typically caused by worrying about the future and about the welfare of others.🙂

He’s going through Men-O-Pause.

Men-O-Pause by Zee-San🙂 May 15, 2026

Meno-pause 

A relapse of the brain from reading a mindless, pointless piece by Plato.
When one forgets entirely what they were doing from reading a redundant dialogue by Plato that does not give any definitive answer to the question asked in the piece.

I was sitting in Honors 111 as we discussed "Meno" by Plato. I was next to Camille and my mind went absolutely blank and I had no idea what happened for the last 10 minutes. I looked over to see her doodling a depiction of my shoe. She must be suffering from Meno-pause like I am.

Meno-pause by boredatsalisburyhonors September 28, 2010

Men-opause 

A condition in which a male is going through a female phase. This can cause hot flashes, rude behavior, and karen like attitudes.

He must be going through men-opause because he keeps turning the AC down to 56 degrees and getting mad at anyone who messes with it.

Men-opause by Therealist22 April 1, 2022

men-opause 

A condition in which a man is going through a female phase. This can cause heat flashes, rude behavior, and karen like attitudes.

He must be going through men-opause because he keeps turning the AC down to 56 degrees and getting mad at anyone who messes with it.

men-opause by Therealist22 April 1, 2022

Menopause 

The naturally occurring cessation of a woman menstrating. It usually occurs between ages 45 and 55. The pause that refreshes.

Mary had her menopause recently.

Menopause by Cranberry Bob March 27, 2022