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men-o-pause 

A pause from men. A break from the bitchuals of dating. A temporary state of bliss.
Daisy, you dating anyone?
Nah, not now.
I know this great guy, has a Harley David & Son. Interested?
Nah, thanks, am going through men-o-pause.
men-o-pause by Mayuura January 11, 2009

Men-O-Pause

A state of depression usually affecting young men(although it can apply to older men). It is typically caused by worrying about the future and about the welfare of others.๐Ÿ™‚
Heโ€™s going through Men-O-Pause.

Meno-pause 

A relapse of the brain from reading a mindless, pointless piece by Plato.
When one forgets entirely what they were doing from reading a redundant dialogue by Plato that does not give any definitive answer to the question asked in the piece.
I was sitting in Honors 111 as we discussed "Meno" by Plato. I was next to Camille and my mind went absolutely blank and I had no idea what happened for the last 10 minutes. I looked over to see her doodling a depiction of my shoe. She must be suffering from Meno-pause like I am.
Meno-pause by boredatsalisburyhonors September 28, 2010

Men-opause 

A condition in which a male is going through a female phase. This can cause hot flashes, rude behavior, and karen like attitudes.
He must be going through men-opause because he keeps turning the AC down to 56 degrees and getting mad at anyone who messes with it.
Men-opause by Therealist22 April 1, 2022

men-opause 

A condition in which a man is going through a female phase. This can cause heat flashes, rude behavior, and karen like attitudes.
He must be going through men-opause because he keeps turning the AC down to 56 degrees and getting mad at anyone who messes with it.
men-opause by Therealist22 April 1, 2022

Menopause 

The naturally occurring cessation of a woman menstrating. It usually occurs between ages 45 and 55. The pause that refreshes.
Mary had her menopause recently.
Menopause by Cranberry Bob March 27, 2022