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when a man needs to take a break from work, and has to tell a woman about it whilst being watched by his freinds / colleagues, whilst the woman in subject is going through menopause
man to woman "i need to take a men-o-pause"
woman " real funny wise guy"
by fathead431 November 03, 2009

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when one sleeps for too long, and develops a headache due to lack of water or food.
mom: jack, get up, its 2PM
jack: go away mom, ive got a bedache
mom: ok
by fathead431 November 22, 2009

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The annoying noise emitted from a computer or other communication device during an online chat session such as facebook, msn or skype when the subject recieves a new message.
also know as an electronic fart, or an E-fart
john: dude, your computer keeps E-farting.
joe: yea im chatting with brad on facebook, he wont leave me alone.

john: something in your room is emitting large quantities of E-flatulence.
joe: yea sorry, its katy. i just broke up with her and she wont leave me alone.
by fathead431 January 10, 2010

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the same as a fail, but spelled with a "PH" for emphasis.
"i locked myself out of my own house, PHAIL"
by fathead431 September 23, 2009

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when a man suffers a long-lasting erection, and cannot get it to stop
tom: are you turned on or are you just happy to see me?
jack: neither, im stuck up and cant get it down
tom: phew
by fathead431 November 22, 2009

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