phail

the same as a fail, but spelled with a "PH" for emphasis.

"i locked myself out of my own house, PHAIL"

by fathead431 September 23, 2009

men-o-pause

when a man needs to take a break from work, and has to tell a woman about it whilst being watched by his freinds / colleagues, whilst the woman in subject is going through menopause

man to woman "i need to take a men-o-pause"
woman " real funny wise guy"

by fathead431 November 3, 2009

Stuck up

when a man suffers a long-lasting erection, and cannot get it to stop

tom: are you turned on or are you just happy to see me?
jack: neither, im stuck up and cant get it down
tom: phew

by fathead431 November 22, 2009

Bedache

when one sleeps for too long, and develops a headache due to lack of water or food.

mom: jack, get up, its 2PM
jack: go away mom, ive got a bedache
mom: ok

by fathead431 November 22, 2009

E-flatulence

The annoying noise emitted from a computer or other communication device during an online chat session such as facebook, msn or skype when the subject recieves a new message.
also know as an electronic fart, or an E-fart

john: dude, your computer keeps E-farting.
joe: yea im chatting with brad on facebook, he wont leave me alone.

john: something in your room is emitting large quantities of E-flatulence.
joe: yea sorry, its katy. i just broke up with her and she wont leave me alone.

by fathead431 January 10, 2010