memrograph

- a printing machine that connects to your brain and prints out any pictures, thoughts or anything you want, onto paper.

A computer printer, connected to your head and prints out exactly anything you can think of onto a piece of paper. Memrograph comes from the words: memory and graph like telegraph.

by -7- May 17, 2011

meteography

The art and science of capturing weather phenomena with a camera.

Look outside you people! There is always a storm or a weather scene somewhere in the world so great you can't afford to miss. Have a camera and give a meteography shot to everyone else who isn't lucky enough to be in your place! Send them to meteographer for publication!

by meteographer June 19, 2017

Metrographical

(adj) A person obsessed with the ability to create stunning, bedazzled graphics and charts. These individuals have a strong compulsion to pretty-up their co-workers reports and documents. These people are often confused for being gay, but are not.

Joe, those stunning visuals in the presentation made me think you were gay, but maybe you're just metrographical.

by Pete DiMaio July 26, 2008

mammograph

A celebrity signature written on a female breast, usually with a "Sharpie" brand marker.

Julie got a mammograph from DJ Tom on her left boob last night.

by Word Puppy January 29, 2007

mammography

the act by which one pancakes another breast(s)

Millie endured multiple mammography(ies) throughout the day

by Michael Brummel December 25, 2006

mammographic memory

When you can't remember chicks' faces but you never forget a pair of tits

"I didn't even recognize her until she took off her shirt—I've got total mammographic memory."

by Maitreya83 April 19, 2015

momtographer

Usually a stay-at-home mom who buys a camera from Best Buy, teaches herself the basics of Photoshop and starts her own "photography company".

Did you see Steph's post about her latest venture? "Please 'Like' my Facebook page, Stephanie Marie Photography, and check out my first photoshoot from my daughter Emma's 3rd birthday! Book me for any of your photo needs." Looks like we've got another budding momtographer to turn down.

by Wordsworthl3ss November 4, 2016