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mamograph 

The act of writing your signature on the breast of a fan
Dude 1-"Hey man, guess what!"
Dude 2-"What?"
Dude 1-"I was at a Ted Nugent show and he gave my girlfriend a mamograph!"
mamograph by PeAcE fRoG 420 August 5, 2011
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mangraph 

mangraph (man-graf) is a tracking system used to measure the peaks and valleys of a man’s fitness, sexual relationships, education, travel, hobbies, career success or failures at any time in his life; used as a primary basis to compare with other men; way to track trash talk victories and/or defeats. Someone must qualify as a man to be measured on the mangraph
I lost my job yesterday, but at the bar last night I met a hot girl and went home with her. I think this may keep me balanced on the mangraph.
mangraph by wingman1 March 23, 2009

manography 

Noun
the geography of a man.

similar to womography
she didn't know her manography, so he took her and taught her about the place called man.
manography by naytev1 July 28, 2009

mammograph

A celebrity signature written on a female breast, usually with a "Sharpie" brand marker.
Julie got a mammograph from DJ Tom on her left boob last night.
mammograph by Word Puppy January 29, 2007
Word of the Day on June 2, 2018

MasonGraphic

A 15 year old boy who was abused by his dad and his mother left him and he now makes YouTube videos on the internet and tries to help his viewers with depression and help them see good things in life. He is a loving man.
MasonGraphic is a YouTuber
MasonGraphic by MasonGraphicFAN December 30, 2013

mammography

the act by which one pancakes another breast(s)
Millie endured multiple mammography(ies) throughout the day
mammography by Michael Brummel December 25, 2006

mammographic memory 

When you can't remember chicks' faces but you never forget a pair of tits
"I didn't even recognize her until she took off her shirt—I've got total mammographic memory."
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

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