mamograph

The act of writing your signature on the breast of a fan
Dude 1-"Hey man, guess what!"
Dude 2-"What?"
Dude 1-"I was at a Ted Nugent show and he gave my girlfriend a mamograph!"
by PeAcE fRoG 420 August 05, 2011
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mamographic mayonnaise

noun - The sweat that collects under a girl's breast that you can collect with a bucket.
wow thats a lot of sweat you could baste a turkey with it.
by clintz the god February 18, 2004
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