momtographer

Usually a stay-at-home mom who buys a camera from Best Buy, teaches herself the basics of Photoshop and starts her own "photography company".

Did you see Steph's post about her latest venture? "Please 'Like' my Facebook page, Stephanie Marie Photography, and check out my first photoshoot from my daughter Emma's 3rd birthday! Book me for any of your photo needs." Looks like we've got another budding momtographer to turn down.

momtographer by Wordsworthl3ss November 4, 2016

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momtographer

A mom and her camera or phone taking excessive pictures of formal dance or sporting events of her child.

Look at that momtographer take those pics.

momtographer by Xshoresx September 17, 2016

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momtographer • Motographer • Memeographer

Motographer

A Motographer is a person who uses their mobile phone as their main camera.

Dave: Hey Steve what camera you got there?
Steve: Its a Nikon. What camera have you got Dave?
Dave: I haven't.
Steve: But what about all the pix on your Flickr?
Steve: Yeah, i'm a Motographer.

Motographer by Outro January 7, 2010

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Memeographer

One who provides/procures/ partakes in memes/meme-ing

Joe is a great memeographer

Memeographer by Javi_licious May 18, 2022

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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