momtographer 

Usually a stay-at-home mom who buys a camera from Best Buy, teaches herself the basics of Photoshop and starts her own "photography company".

Did you see Steph's post about her latest venture? "Please 'Like' my Facebook page, Stephanie Marie Photography, and check out my first photoshoot from my daughter Emma's 3rd birthday! Book me for any of your photo needs." Looks like we've got another budding momtographer to turn down.

momtographer by Wordsworthl3ss November 4, 2016

momtographer 

A mom and her camera or phone taking excessive pictures of formal dance or sporting events of her child.

Look at that momtographer take those pics.

momtographer by Xshoresx September 17, 2016

Motographer 

A Motographer is a person who uses their mobile phone as their main camera.

Dave: Hey Steve what camera you got there?
Steve: Its a Nikon. What camera have you got Dave?
Dave: I haven't.
Steve: But what about all the pix on your Flickr?
Steve: Yeah, i'm a Motographer.

Motographer by Outro January 7, 2010

Memeographer 

One who provides/procures/ partakes in memes/meme-ing

Joe is a great memeographer

Memeographer by Javi_licious May 18, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016