memorandum 

memorandum is when you strike the judge in the face with your left shoe during a court session. you then hop up to the nearest table claiming you had a short written statement outlining the terms of an agreement, transaction, or contract. when the marshall runs over to restrain you, you whip out your genitalia and call the marshall mr peepers. then begin to masterbate onto the marshall, while screaming old songs like "my console by Eiffel 65" when the judge regains conscience you strike him/her again with your junk and call it a night....if the marshall calls you the next night.. then the memorandum has been completed.

did you hear? mike finally got his memorandum this weekend at small claims..
"yea... good for him"

memorandum by Dgtlhybrd March 9, 2005

Memorandum 

elongated version of 'memo'

look up the definition of memorandum on google. yes i know this was shit

Memorandum by not the real maiko June 9, 2018

Clear Channel Memorandum 

A document distributed by Clear Channel communications to their radio stations following the 9/11 attacks, giving a list of songs that should not be played due to "questionable lyrics". Songs included were "Bodies" by Drowning Pool, "The End" by The Doors, "Rooster" by Alice in Chains, and the entire catalouge of songs by Rage Against the Machine. The list was really more a way for Clear Channel to continue pirating the airwaves by using a horrible tragedy as an excuse to not play songs they don't like. Unsuprisingly Clear Channel denied such a memo existed.

Listener: Yea I'd like to request "Brain Stew" by Green Day.

Radio DJ: Sorry but due to the Clear Channel Memorandum which doesn't exist we can't play that one. How about some nice, clean disco?

Listener: Goodbye forever (hangs up and goes to record stores and the internet for new music from now on)

Clear Channel Memorandum by Gaaraofthedamned December 29, 2010

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.9.<.7.9.7.6.>A memorandum (commonly called a memo) is a brief written record or communication used in a professional or business setting<.7.9.7.6.>.9. by ibehemother343I June 19, 2026

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.9.<.7.9.7.6.>a memorandum (commonly called a memo) is a brief written record or communication used in a professional or business setting<.7.9.7.6.>.9. by ibehemother343I June 19, 2026

memorandom 

A memorandum that's random and/or off topic. It doesn't contribute to anything and didn't give proper information. It could also be something very specific but ignored because others would think it's odd.

A person tells their friend "So I was at work today and I was checking the notes and what is this? Forget a memorandum, this is a memorandom! I'm not doing this." Their friend inquired, "Well what'd your boss say?" "He fired me. Must've been out of my mind, he said that 'anyone wearing green would have to change immediately or get dismissed.'" "Weird." the other said.

memorandom by bobinnymarinara July 7, 2024

memorandize 

When a ranking (atleast in their eyes) colleague identifies key areas of policy, procedure, nomenclature or other corporate issue.

The letter is almost exclusive sent by e-mail nowadays, but used to be typed and distributed in hard copy. It is meant to provide clarity of the rules, but also to publicly indemnify current and futures violators or said policy, procedure or nomenclature.

Like invoking Miranda Rights upon criminal suspects, the memorandizer hopes to strike fear and compliance into the hearts of would be dissenters and reinforce corporate subordinations.

The new IT Director cruized in just memorandized the shit out of the whole fucking company. Bitch must have sent 10 separate e-mails!

memorandize by mgumber September 29, 2010