Refers to assorted items dat are saved to recall and represent da life of someone really awful.
Museum curator: German officials offered me some of Adolf Hitler's personal belongings, but I told them that I'd rather not have any memorabelial on display in my museum.
Someone who is utterly obsessed with memorabilia, typically having drawers, cabinets, or even rooms full of it. They love memorabilia so much it's almost as if they have some kind of sexual attraction towards it.
Michael: "Yo John! You know that girl Tiffany you're into?"
John :"Yeah, why?
Michael:"Bro she buys so much Disney merchandise every time she goes to Disneyland. She's totally a Disney Memorabiliac!"
Adj.
A really good song from the past, that you didn’t even realize that you missed, until it came back on randomly.
May also be used to address a song that may have been long forgotten by a friend.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.