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megasmegma

The pinnacle of cock cheese, with an odor so potent and lethal, that it could be used in chemical warfare
Johnny didn't wash his cock for two months, so when he went to work, his megasmegma permeated throughout the air and whoever breathed it in developed seizures as their skin melted off. They died soon after.
megasmegma by Pecker Erector January 2, 2014
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Memegasm 

When an overload of memes causes you to orgasm. Multiple memegasms in a row may lead to; spontaneous laughing, shortness of breath, and addiction
Billy had too many memegasms and now he can only speak in memes, it's almost sad.
Memegasm by Piersontheraven September 28, 2017
when Melody gives you an instant orgasm.
"oh god, guys. i just melgasmed. she's so rad."
melgasm by MellBell November 1, 2008
A combination of the words "mega" and "orgasm," to describe extreme, almost supernatural, orgasm.

The mother of all orgasms.
"She's having a megasm!"

An orgasm in which one shakes, even convulses violently, while making a very pained expression and noise.

Usually refers to over-the-top female porn stars.
megasm by blackowl November 4, 2004
An intense feeling of excitement caused by Meryl Streep
Friend 1 - "I've just been watching Meryl Streep videos"
Friend 2 - "Been having Mezgasms have we?"
Mezgasm by chowfornow September 7, 2009

Megasmic 

That experience drop was megasmic.
Megasmic by Omid69 August 7, 2012
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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