Melv 

a clit rub

i gave her poon a quick melv

Melv by si October 14, 2003

melv 

An insult synonymous with loser but can have multiple negative connotations. The term was popularized in Central New Jersey and spread from there.

Guy 1: Yo, I saw Herbert in the bathroom crying because he got a 93 on the math test!

Guy 2: Word? That kid is a total MELV!

melv by tpak May 23, 2008

Melv 

a wild welsh boy in london associated wiv the clit rub club!

Melv by paulos October 13, 2003

Melv 

Whilen out while drunk or high

gettin wild on the floe

Yo, Melv you getting wild on the floe.

Melv pass me some fruitloops.

Melv by Magano August 9, 2003

Melv 

A gay loser
A person owned by Bladez

Melv is terrible at cod.
Melv is gay.

Melv by Iam A. Beast June 28, 2020

Melv-12 

Usually a full-grown woman who looks like a twelve year-old boy. Their name almost always ends up being Randi Richards. Shits themselves at parties, and shoves random objects up her twat. Especially glass bottles. Melv-12's have rotten meth-mouth, and one tooth that is black and jagged that's hanging on for dear life. These kind of wanna-be mexi's are usually born in March. Watch out for these nasty ass idiots.

Why is Melv-12's boyfriend/roommate seeing other women? Like how does Melv-12 not know or ask him questions about where he is at?
Oh! That's simple! Because Melv-12 is a f**king idiot! Dumber than a sack of dildoes!

Melv-12 by UHOHH April 23, 2023

Mental Melv 

A person with occasionally erratic behaviour

He's such a Mental Melv

Mental Melv by El Kev September 29, 2005