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An insult synonymous with loser but can have multiple negative connotations. The term was popularized in Central New Jersey and spread from there.
Guy 1: Yo, I saw Herbert in the bathroom crying because he got a 93 on the math test!
Guy 2: Word? That kid is a total MELV!
Guy 2: Word? That kid is a total MELV!
by tpak May 23, 2008
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