Definitions by tpak

melv 

An insult synonymous with loser but can have multiple negative connotations. The term was popularized in Central New Jersey and spread from there.

Guy 1: Yo, I saw Herbert in the bathroom crying because he got a 93 on the math test!

Guy 2: Word? That kid is a total MELV!

melv by tpak May 23, 2008