Meatface

One of the worst insults in the world, something that should be used as a last resort in an argument. (Very offensive)

Shut up dude, you are such a meatface.

by Cole Jarvis November 29, 2020

meatface

a girl with lots of makeup and kind of trashy but really hot, so she makes you want to shove your meat in her face.

a kind of scruffy, maybe grimeyish but hot guy; maybe some tattoos; makes you want to shove your meat in his face.

a hot but trashy boy or girl who you want to meatface

by leahhh louu August 16, 2009

Meatfaced

A serious--and quite possibly deadly--form of inebriation brought on by the over consumption of meat and/or meat byproducts. Symptoms include slurred speech, impaired vision and balance, sweating (commonly known as "meat sweats") nausea, and gleeful levels of euphoria, and erratic behavior.

Person #1: Hey, did you eat that entire package of hot dogs?

Person #2: Grrbbl... fex... sh... bah.

Person #1: Oh, great. You're meatfaced again. Looks like you've ruined Christmas. Again.

by CYFOHCM August 10, 2010

Meatfaced

When you try to take a charge in basketball, but the other guy dunks on you and his sweaty crotch area hits you square in the face. Often results in falling over from force or the act of trying to avoid another man's nether regions contacting your face.

"Did you see that dunk? Ridiculous air!" - Joe

"Yeah man. That dude got meatfaced bad. Insult to injury. That must hurt... And stink. Literally. " - Mike

by Muzzy1855 March 19, 2015

reverse meat face cowboy

A sexual position in which the female straddles the males face and grinds incessantly.

Paul's just a regular 'ole reverse meat face cowboy.

by Rob February 9, 2005

meat face

a person who purposly glues meat to their face for an unknown reason.
the meat can be glued on in various ways such as, with a hinge.

"i say, that man appears to have meat on his face, therfore he is a meat face"

by jesus 09 October 17, 2008

metaFacebooking

To write a Facebook post about a Facebook message/status/event. Is of higher level because written on one's wall (in opposition to in a status' comments).

guy's status: (funny comment)
girl's post on the guy's wall: Dude, your status is hilarious! It sooo deserves metaFacebooking!

by lait_au_chocolat October 21, 2010