melted ice 

a drink mainly consumed in first-world countries due to its elegance

me: i haven't had any melted ice in years
you: yeah

melted ice by Justin Glucose February 27, 2019

Melted Ice Cream 

Appearing or acting sad. The way a kid would feel if their ice cream melted.

He looked like melted ice cream after he lost his job.

Melted Ice Cream by Strawberry Crunch April 30, 2019

melted ice cream 

Melted ice cream is a near definition of semen or sperm.

Maximus : Alena makes me produce melted ice cream
Sawyer: What the fuck dude?

melted ice cream by Coke/Seven/HighKey/HiC July 5, 2017

melted ice cream 

thick cum in a bowl

I gave my gf Melted ice cream and she said it’s salty

melted ice cream by vittusloom August 21, 2023

Half melted bowl of vanilla ice cream 

1) a literal bowl of vanilla ice cream that is halfway melted
2) (slang) another way to say someone or something is terrible

1) I just finished eating my half melted bowl of vanilla ice cream
2) When will we have a time where we don't have a half melted bowl of vanilla ice cream under president

Half melted bowl of vanilla ice cream by urbandictionarydefinitions100 October 30, 2020

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019