Appearing or acting sad. The way a kid would feel if their ice cream melted.
He looked like melted ice cream after he lost his job.
by Strawberry Crunch May 1, 2019
Melted ice cream is a near definition of semen or sperm.
Maximus : Alena makes me produce melted ice cream
Sawyer: What the fuck dude?
by Coke/Seven/HighKey/HiC July 1, 2017
When a male goes to ejaculate, instead of it ejecting out it dribbles down his hand. Like holding an Ice cream cone.
John was humiliated when he finished with only a Melting ice cream Cone.
by Memx March 21, 2017