Melonlord is the most powerful being of all
time, who has the ability to chuck flaming rocks at people, but instead spends her
time on Discord because Melonlord no longer has a life. But shhhh!!! Don'
t let them know that.
Anyway, Melonlord loves popcorn and
tea, and ships kataang. But most importantly, she is not Toph, she is Melonlord, MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
(No Melonlord did not make this, why would you ever think such a thing)
Dude 1: Ayo bro, is that Toph?
Dude 2: Nah bro, I
think that's Melonlord.
Melonlord: I am not Toph, I am MELONLORD, MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Fangirls: We
love Melonlord!!!