3 definition by wafflesforlife

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1. The study of melons

2. The study of guys named Mel.

1. I just failed my Melonology exam...I forgot the six main characteristics of canteloupe!

2. Should I concentrate on Mel Gibson or Mel Brooks for my Melonology dissertation?

by wafflesforlife March 06, 2007

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diarrhea

Poop soup. Usually smells of sulfur and/or spiced meat.

This is a delicous bowl of Campbell's diarrhea, burrito variety. Mmm mmm good.

by wafflesforlife March 06, 2007

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tres-deuce

32 oz container of beer.

Pass me another tres-deuce of Bud, I'm gettin' wasted tonight.

by wafflesforlife January 11, 2009

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