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Melonophile 

Someone who loves melons (the fruit) with great passion.
Notme: "I want to suck on that melon, mmmmm. that juicy melon, I just want to slide my tongue all over it and hump it and carve a hole in it to have sex with... MMMMMMMMMM"
Notmyfriendjake: "What the fuck man? Why are you such a melonophile"
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Melontonin cocktail 

A drink consisting of crushed melontonin and a yogurt drink. This drink is given to children with sleeping disorders. Check with the child's doctor for correct dose. This is a drink I came up with since I had 4 children who had a hard time sleeping. The kids love this drink.
My daughter drinks a Melontonin Cocktail nightly.
Melontonin cocktail by SK0320 March 2, 2021

melonkop 

a rare species, very rarey seen by mankind, is a mixture of machine and microorganism, melonkop are a simple species and have been known to malfunction from time to time and be unresponsive. habitat can include anything from woodland to caves, melonkop have been known to hibernate for months at a time
melonkops are almost extinct, rumour has it only ONE melonkop remains
melonkop by wheremymelonkop August 14, 2011