dragonslayer

Function: noun
A person or company hired or contracted to solve a problem that does not exist.

We paid that dragonslayer, Haliburton, $5bn to create a new line of military toilet seats.

by Sean_ April 12, 2008

melonball

Function: verb
1. To spoon forcefully or aggressively
2. To spoon without consent

I'm going to melonball you whether you like it or not.

by Sean_ February 05, 2008

melonball

Function: verb
1. To spoon forcefully or aggressively
2. To spoon without consent

I'm going to melonball you whether you like it or not.

by Sean_ January 11, 2009