melonnballs

Melonnballs is a great mutual on tiktok who used to post funny videos but has now retired. They used to post about the anime Hunter X Hunter and other silly content. They’re a really funny and cool person who is a great friend and deserves everything they want. They were mutuals with lots of people and are very well sweet. They were also originally known as “Goncult”.

“Hey are you mutuals with melonnballs?”
“No? Who even is that?”

“You should go follow melonnballs they’re great!”

by anonymous November 21, 2023

melonball

Function: verb
1. To spoon forcefully or aggressively
2. To spoon without consent

I'm going to melonball you whether you like it or not.

by Sean_ January 11, 2009

melonball

Function: verb
1. To spoon forcefully or aggressively
2. To spoon without consent

I'm going to melonball you whether you like it or not.

by Sean_ February 5, 2008

melonballing

The sexual act of a man suspending his testicles to be massaged in between a woman's breasts. Sort of like a combination of teabagging and titty fucking.

Oh man, my girlfriend melonballed me last night. It made my balls feel good. You really need to try melonballing. It's the shiz.

by Jebblebbles February 13, 2008

melonball

the dastardly trick of distracting someone in public for long enough to put your testicles in their drink and then return to the bar.

the luchadors de muerto are playing at pearl, hide your drinks, they're melonballers.

by t-diddy October 12, 2004

Melonball-Tittyballs

(Mel-un-Bawl Ti-tee-Bawlz) -noun

1. A Latina milf's fake breasts.

This was the first Latina i've seen in Morton Grove in years, she must have been looking for a Taco Bell. I haven't seen fake titties in my life, except for on pornos. I starting to feel on her Melonball-Tittyballs, they were fake as fuck.

by aCrazySummerAfternoon December 3, 2010

melonballer

A euphemism for a male homosexual. May be considered derogatory.

That Perez Hilton, he's a real melonballer, eh?

by unprophetable July 1, 2009