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name of a unique and talented individual. meljap has biz tendencies, but she doesn't like it, hence we say she has fake biz tendencies :>

meljap is a confident and assured person, but deep down secretly, she likes to sleep.
meljap. MEEEELLLLJAAAP! MELJAP is not a name for a gang member! (pls get the ref)
meljap by meljap fanpage admin November 22, 2021
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The wonderful painting made by Dil Howlter in "DIL GETS A PET- Dan and Phil Play: Sims 4 #14". Melapples was created around 20:00 and mysteriously disappeared around 20:45.
Dan: Um...um...um... where the f*ck did Melapples go?
Phil: WHERE'D IT GO?!
melapples by phandefinitions April 15, 2017
Someone who has an infatuation for brown people ( people with lots of melanin ). Similar to ‘yellow fever’, but reserved only for those who love others with dark skin.
Lucy: Omar is lookin’ so hot today

Joe: God Lucy, could you be any more of a melaphile...
Melaphile by Catlover2012 June 13, 2019
Meljans are often tall, smart and super handsome and boy you’d be falling for them in no time because they’re also sweet, caring and very nice to people who are close and not so close to them. Despite being so kind, sweet and nice, be careful of the words you’ll be saying to them because they are also very sensitive and have a low self esteem. They are quiet most of the time, but when you strike up a conversation that gets their interest, oh boy! Meljans won’t stop talking about that topic.
“Who’s that hottie?”

“He’s so tall and handsome, his name must be Meljan!”

“Meljan, I like you so much!”
meljan by foryu_ March 4, 2022

Melapelas1 

1) An apple id password put in by your little brother bc you don't want to buy him apps.

2) A think you say to a guy at the club who is helping you find your stolen phone.
M:"Ey cual es tu apple id password?"
V: "Melapelas1"
Melapelas1 by GucciGirl1002 December 7, 2017
Dick that is so good it puts you to sleep.

Melatonin replacement
Hey babe, I’m tired can you pass me a melatonin gummy?

We are out. I’ll give you some melapenis and you will sleep just as good.

Okay.
Melapenis by Kakdnvnsoaod February 2, 2022

melaphobia 

A fear of music
Anthony:“Hey dude wanna listen to music”

Leah : “ nah bro I have melaphobia”

Anthony: “that’s weird lol
melaphobia by Theonlycoolkidinthehood September 13, 2021
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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