Melf

It is a conjoined version of milf and an Elf.

I simp for that MELF in that book

by Morteiiim January 11, 2022

Melf

An elf that is also a milf

Santa sat down all his little elves for some quit time, when little Johnny elf starting acting up. Santa then told little Johnny "Bitch, you better sit your ass down before I go fuck ur melf of a mother." Johnny then sat down and started to cry

by Kiirra6669 May 28, 2021

Melf

Shortened version of myself, used as a name or less conformative and egotistical self reference. Can also be used as simplified statement of fantastical racial origin; i.e. Me conjoined with Elf.

"Melf is back."

by Rachael January 8, 2004

melfe

If it's referring to a woman just run! Eazy to love don't piss her off.

I wouldn't mess with that melfe girl.

by Apex's January 1, 2021

MELF

a "Mom Everyone would Like to Fuck"

My hot ass wife is a MELF, she's a Mom Everyone would Like to Fuck !

by Rhyno and Melf July 10, 2009

MELF

Mom Every (would) Like to Fuck; a mom so hot everyone would like to have coitus with; a mother everyone would like to copulate with.

Man she's not just a MILF, she's a MELF!

by Reverend Frerix May 20, 2014

melf

slang acronym similar in usage to milf which means "Midget or Elf i'd Like to Fuck"

"Check out that midget."
"Yeah, that's one hot MELF."

by SteveR_FiveOH October 11, 2007