MELF

a "Mom Everyone would Like to Fuck"

My hot ass wife is a MELF, she's a Mom Everyone would Like to Fuck !

by Rhyno and Melf July 10, 2009

MELF

Mom Every (would) Like to Fuck; a mom so hot everyone would like to have coitus with; a mother everyone would like to copulate with.

Man she's not just a MILF, she's a MELF!

by Reverend Frerix May 20, 2014

MELF

A sexual attraction to a mall elf. Similar to a MILF but its a mall elf instead of a mom

That blonde at Santas Workshop in the Commons is such a MELF

by Wordwizz December 25, 2014

melfe

If it's referring to a woman just run! Eazy to love don't piss her off.

I wouldn't mess with that melfe girl.

by Apex's January 01, 2021

Melf

It is a conjoined version of milf and an Elf.

I simp for that MELF in that book

by Morteiiim January 11, 2022

melf

slang acronym similar in usage to milf which means "Midget or Elf i'd Like to Fuck"

"Check out that midget."
"Yeah, that's one hot MELF."

by SteveR_FiveOH October 11, 2007

melf

a very silly, kind of figity person

Casey is such a melf

by bunny November 13, 2003