megatroll

Thirstiest motherfucker I know. 110% shameless. Restraining orders were made for this dude. Unironically thinks "give me that OnlyFans" is a good pickup line. Homeboy really wants to cut hair, dreams of being a stylist. Queerer than a three dollar bill. Will threaten to suck your cock. Don't give him your number he will ask for dick pics.

"While you were partying, I studied the cock. While you were having faithful heterosexual intercourse, I mastered the prolapse." -megatroll (probably)

- Is that guy really asking for OnlyFans again?
- Yeah, dude is being a total megatroll.

by okenfuss December 6, 2021

Megatron

B U C K E T H E A D

-Megatron proceeds to beat poor Starscream-

by Security Puppet July 16, 2021

Megatron

1. Leader of the decepticons

2. Deadliest NFL wide Calvin Johnson

1. "There goes Megatron terrorizing cities, and fighting optimus prime."

2. "Megatron with the 60 yard reception!"

by Ricky Tang July 6, 2014

Megatron

Sentinels bitch

There goes Megatron getting betrayed yet again, this is a frequent problem

by Spider-Machine GP-7 April 11, 2021

megatrons bitch

starscream.

Person 1: Hey its starscream!
Person 2: No, thats megatrons bitch!

by OriginWaffle January 11, 2021

Megatroned

Going in dry and hard with no warning.

He megatroned me so hard I prolapsed.

by dave jibberjabber April 23, 2014

Megatron

A SPACE TERRORIST

MEGATRON was gay

by Yeeter the 3rd November 10, 2019