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megaswan 

As pertaining to an event, item, circumstance or condition, whose outcome or result is less than favourable. Often used as an exclamation of remorse or despair.

Can alternately be used to give a polar definition, when preceded by - the.

Finally, by further addition of the suffix - est, the meaning can be reverted to the original.
The word can be written both combined - megaswan, or as separate words – mega swan. In both cases the pronunciation is the same. Unusual double capitalisation is also common in the written form – Mega Swan.

The word is thought to originate from the Hampshire area of the UK and is supposedly used as a commonplace exclamation in the fireworks industry (uncited).
For example: "That film was megaswan" "I can’t find my car keys. Megaswan!" "There's no cure? Megaswan!"

Alternately, when phrased as a positive: "Man, that party was THE megaswan!" "I love castles, they're THE megaswan." “Bring out THE megaswan!”

And finally: "That was the megaswanest magic act I’ve ever seen”
megaswan by Sam L. Clemens January 7, 2011
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megawank 

"My girlfriend went away to seven weeks; i had enoough for a megawank"
megawank by jsunbeam July 21, 2008
Megaswave a youtuber that is funny
“Megaswave: I CANT GET THE GEM”
Megaswave by anonymous July 20, 2021

Megawanka 

Plural: Megawankas
Someone who is a very bad person in terms of their demeanour or actions. Not Hitler levels but more of a mean person kind of bad.
Some people are Wankers. Others are Megawankas.
Megawanka by LifeH4sNoMe4ning October 4, 2023

Megawank 

A masturbation session where you are home alone in the house, and you play your desired porn video on the large family TV in the living room to get the full experience. Additional supplements must be used in order for the wank to qualify as a megawank, at a minimum - baby lotion or oil.
My family have gone out shopping for the day, I can't wait to have a megawank using the downstairs telly and take advantage of that 4K definition.
Megawank by Shaun1002 August 11, 2021

MegaSwagMonster 

A slightly famous RTC member from 2019 and is known for his appearance after his two year long break. Pretty famous on many places like Fandom, Twitter, Discord, and E621.
Uwais: Hey MegaSwagMonster. How’s your life be going?

Mega: Pretty good cocksucker
MegaSwagMonster by RedBean373 January 31, 2022

megaswag 

person1: person2 is megaswag
person2: thanks
megaswag by f92kcixn July 23, 2024
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