megawank 

One Million Wanks.

"My girlfriend went away to seven weeks; i had enoough for a megawank"

megawank by jsunbeam July 21, 2008

Megawank 

A masturbation session where you are home alone in the house, and you play your desired porn video on the large family TV in the living room to get the full experience. Additional supplements must be used in order for the wank to qualify as a megawank, at a minimum - baby lotion or oil.

My family have gone out shopping for the day, I can't wait to have a megawank using the downstairs telly and take advantage of that 4K definition.

Megawank by Shaun1002 August 11, 2021

megabank beast guap 

Similiar to megabank, megabank beast guap is an insanely, disgustingly awesome achievement. To be megabank beast guap someone or something must rule complete and total ass. He, she, or it must be so fucking great that there is no word in any language on this fucking planet that can describe them.

Dude did you see King Jewman Sr. beast that village hero sub? MEGABANK BEAST GUAP!!!!!

megabank beast guap by King Jewman Jr.'s accomplice August 22, 2009

MEKAWANK 

When you're pleasuring yourself and accidentally think about metal machines capable of carrying out a complex series of actions automatically.

Harry thinking: "Don't think about robots, don't think about robots, don't think about roboottttssssaahhhhh."

Harry: "oh fuck I just mekawanked again"

MEKAWANK by GRALICE JOKES March 2, 2022

Megatank 

A unit in Advance Wars Duel Strike that utterly dominates the field. Its weaknesses are its low ammo capacity and short movement range. With Neotank and APC support, 2 or three Megatanks will quickly conquer the filthy Black Hole Army

WTF? That megatank just sank my cruiser!

Megatank by King of Yesterday July 9, 2006

Megabank 

1. Really fucking Awesome
2. Representative of a large sum of cake

3. An extremly easy oppurtunity to take money or valuables from someone stupid
4. (this is more of a prefix to the 2nd definition) An easy oppurtunity to make cake

I am a codine store. I see Chris Burman. Wow. . . Megabank

Megabank by King Jewman Jr. June 21, 2009

megawinks 

When Lemmiwinks causes the gayness of a room to become exceedingly high. Can be caused by random strange and creepy comments or merely by his presence. A lower form of Gigawinks.

Megawinks! Buy us more F by the F!

megawinks by xxexplosivoxx August 29, 2003