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wankers

A cheifly British term used to identify one who masturbates.
"Get that kid off my ice you little wankers!"
by Frost March 12, 2004
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Wankers are hot
Suck my wiggly wanks or Wankers
by Xxxxxxxxx skiny penis October 20, 2019
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{noun} - The collective word for a group of "chavs"
Ey look at them big bunch of chav's. Arr you mean the wankers
by twisted behaviour August 6, 2011
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We’re playing against the wankers
by 61825392363829364729264 June 4, 2020
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people who say they are 'protected' but then demand other people be sacked and locked up to 'keep them safe'. - Alexandra Marshall
Vaccinated to unvaccinated: Hey, quit being a threat to my health by refusing to be injected with the stuff that's supposed to protect me from the virus that I was injected for!
Unvaccinated's response to Vaccinated: Forget it you wankers!!! Use your brains. If the vaccine works then my health condition won't affect yours at all because you're supposedly protected from the virus. Besides, my body my choice.
by anonymous September 18, 2021
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Wankers Chalice

When a Gentleman is masturbating and has nothing to catch his climax he will cup his spare hand tightly to form a "Wankers Chalice".
The Mrs had the curtains in the wash and there was nothing left to use so I had to form the trusty ole Wankers Chalice.
by Woms1 April 25, 2023
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Wankers Waffle

Someone who attempts to act extremely intelligent, but instead ends up waffling and using words in the wrong context.
"The writer uses words to determine your mind and is not controversial to see the amazing use of ...ummm..."
"What a load of Wankers Waffle!"
by -JollyGoodShow- April 26, 2014
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