megalophilia

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A fetish for placing large objects in ones anal cavity.

Yo dawg, Slim Shady is the greatest megalophiliac in the game! I heard he can fit every inch of a baseball bat up his butt.

What the fuck. He's into megalophilia? For real?

Yeah man. He even put an extra large pizza up his asshole too. With pineapple!

Yo man that's fucking gross! Who the fuck puts pineapple in their asshole?

Nah dawg it was on the pizza.

I know but who the fuck puts pineapple on they're pizza? That just aint right. He should of put sausage or pepperoni on it before he went and ate it with his asshole.

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Melanophilia

Affinity for the colour black.
Opposite of Melanophobia.

Melanophilia is not a gothic condition

Melanophilia by gee.arr.ess March 19, 2011

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Megalophobia

The fear of large objects.

The size of the moon scared him because of his megalophobia.

Megalophobia by BadPiggy411 May 5, 2020

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melophilia

The obsessive love of music.

I love music sooo much I have melophilia!

melophilia by xxhxm February 1, 2015

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Megalophobia

Megalophobia is the fear of large things

Aurora: 'hey, look at my massive girl cock'
Tarrin: 'oh no i have megalophobia do not show me that huge horse cock of yours'

Megalophobia by i cum in mcdonalds January 13, 2022

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Megalophobia

The fear of Megalovania.

His megalophobia started to kick in when he heard the voice of Sans.

Megalophobia by Zackeroni9 September 7, 2020

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Megalaphilia

the opposite of paedophilia

the sexual desire of a minor towards an older person, specifically quite a bit older.

"did you see in the news about that 12 year old who banged that 27 year old woman?? Sheer megalaphilia man"

"did you see that kid check out that woman? what a megalaphile"

Megalaphilia by hoverednzephax January 13, 2010

sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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