megalophilia 

A fetish for placing large objects in ones anal cavity.

Yo dawg, Slim Shady is the greatest megalophiliac in the game! I heard he can fit every inch of a baseball bat up his butt.

What the fuck. He's into megalophilia? For real?

Yeah man. He even put an extra large pizza up his asshole too. With pineapple!

Yo man that's fucking gross! Who the fuck puts pineapple in their asshole?

Nah dawg it was on the pizza.

I know but who the fuck puts pineapple on they're pizza? That just aint right. He should of put sausage or pepperoni on it before he went and ate it with his asshole.

megalophilia by Googlee Da Pimp April 10, 2017

Melanophilia 

Affinity for the colour black.
Opposite of Melanophobia.

Melanophilia is not a gothic condition

Melanophilia by gee.arr.ess March 19, 2011

Megalophobia 

The fear of large objects.

The size of the moon scared him because of his megalophobia.

Megalophobia by BadPiggy411 May 5, 2020

melophilia 

The obsessive love of music.

I love music sooo much I have melophilia!

melophilia by xxhxm February 1, 2015

Megalophobia 

Megalophobia is the fear of large things

Aurora: 'hey, look at my massive girl cock'
Tarrin: 'oh no i have megalophobia do not show me that huge horse cock of yours'

Megalophobia by i cum in mcdonalds January 13, 2022

Megalophobia 

The fear of Megalovania.

His megalophobia started to kick in when he heard the voice of Sans.

Megalophobia by Zackeroni9 September 7, 2020

Megalaphilia 

the opposite of paedophilia

the sexual desire of a minor towards an older person, specifically quite a bit older.

"did you see in the news about that 12 year old who banged that 27 year old woman?? Sheer megalaphilia man"

"did you see that kid check out that woman? what a megalaphile"

Megalaphilia by hoverednzephax January 13, 2010