Megalaphilia

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the opposite of paedophilia

the sexual desire of a minor towards an older person, specifically quite a bit older.

"did you see in the news about that 12 year old who banged that 27 year old woman?? Sheer megalaphilia man"

"did you see that kid check out that woman? what a megalaphile"

Megalaphilia by hoverednzephax January 13, 2010

megalophilia

A fetish for placing large objects in ones anal cavity.

Yo dawg, Slim Shady is the greatest megalophiliac in the game! I heard he can fit every inch of a baseball bat up his butt.

What the fuck. He's into megalophilia? For real?

Yeah man. He even put an extra large pizza up his asshole too. With pineapple!

Yo man that's fucking gross! Who the fuck puts pineapple in their asshole?

Nah dawg it was on the pizza.

I know but who the fuck puts pineapple on they're pizza? That just aint right. He should of put sausage or pepperoni on it before he went and ate it with his asshole.

megalophilia by Googlee Da Pimp April 10, 2017

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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

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(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

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1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

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1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

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