Megalaphilia 

the opposite of paedophilia

the sexual desire of a minor towards an older person, specifically quite a bit older.

"did you see in the news about that 12 year old who banged that 27 year old woman?? Sheer megalaphilia man"

"did you see that kid check out that woman? what a megalaphile"

Megalaphilia by hoverednzephax January 13, 2010

megalophilia 

A fetish for placing large objects in ones anal cavity.

Yo dawg, Slim Shady is the greatest megalophiliac in the game! I heard he can fit every inch of a baseball bat up his butt.

What the fuck. He's into megalophilia? For real?

Yeah man. He even put an extra large pizza up his asshole too. With pineapple!

Yo man that's fucking gross! Who the fuck puts pineapple in their asshole?

Nah dawg it was on the pizza.

I know but who the fuck puts pineapple on they're pizza? That just aint right. He should of put sausage or pepperoni on it before he went and ate it with his asshole.

megalophilia by Googlee Da Pimp April 10, 2017