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Megaladonculus 

To have a big ass(own persons).
My ass is megaladonculus!
Megaladonculus by Deeznoots67 March 15, 2023

The Megalidan 

Shoving the short end of a telescope(the end you look into) into your anus.
Last night I pulled the megalidan!
The Megalidan by blacksheepftw December 24, 2010

Megaladong 

A mans Schlong that blows away anything that John Holmes had going on. A mix between a Megaladon and a huge Schlong also known as the Dave Tedesco!
"When Jane dropped his drawers she screamed at the size of his megaladong!"

Megaladong 

meaning, having a weenor 16 inches or more
Woah dude your dong is mega its like 16 inches that could be a megaladong
Megaladong by megafatbuttholeboy54 September 11, 2022

megaladonk

adjective:

a round, muscular buttock of prehistoric proportions; named after the Megaladon, a prehistoric marine creature known to have the most powerful bite in history.

a megladonk is said to be categorized better than a donk but less amazing than a sauroposeidonk; which is the classification of an amazing, plump epitome donk
Man 1: "Did you see girl over there?"

Man 2: "No.. (pauses to look...) OMG WTF WOW, that's a megaladonk.."
megaladonk by royoroy October 22, 2012

megalamaksinsuperretarded 

Jon maksin is a worthless hunk of dog shit. Big man on the HACC campus. Big hands, big feet, small brain.
You suck dicks in the HACC parking lot Maksin! Megalamaksinsuperretarded is way to kind for you. We hope you wake up and realize that working at 7-11 is your true calling .... buh bye now Jon.
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Person 2:......
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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