You have gay, super gay, hollywood gay, and flamming gay.. now you have Mega Faggot. The emo kid on You Tube crying his ass off about poor old Britenay Spears is proof enough that the next level exists in the gay scale.
When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.