Definitions by Holly-Day

ibex muffel 

A small hairy animal, usually sent to your college PO box, that follows you wherever you go, constantly insulting you and sometimes scratching and biting your arms and legs. He often causes you to miss school and work, and he alienates all your friends. Often fatal.

See also depression

H: Ooh, mail!
M: What did you get?
H: What the hell is an ibex muffle?
M opens box, ibex muffle bursts out
H (sobbing): I want to die!

ibex muffel by Holly-Day April 16, 2006

you know 

1. Interjection

2. Conversation starter

3. To point out something that your conversation partner doesn't know, but should.

This phrase is way overused in Minnesota. Also, it's never taken literally.

1. "I called him, you know, 5 times this morning and like, he never answered."

2. "You know, this place smells retched."

3. "I have my doctorate in something, you know."

you know by Holly-Day March 23, 2004

boot up

v. To inject drugs intravenously. See also shoot up, bang

Like booting up a computer, when one boots up drugs, they start up, turn on, wake up to the world.

Once we figured how to extract DXM from cough syrup, we immediately mixed it with meth and shot it up.

S: "This is my goal in life: To boot up DXM!"

boot up by Holly-Day February 2, 2004

shoot up 

v. To inject drugs intravenously.

See also bang,boot up

Watching my friends shoot up always transfixes me, although I'd never do it myself.

shoot up by Holly-Day February 2, 2004

bulb

n. A light bulb, although usually used for lamps and such, can be used to smoke meth.

"Hey are you passin' that bulb around? Can I get a hit?"

bulb by Holly-Day February 2, 2004

world war three 

n. Something that's a big deal in a bad way. Something to worry about, even if it might never happen.

I swear, if I get pregnant, it'll be World War Three!

world war three by Holly-Day February 2, 2004

ragheads 

n. An offensive term for Muslims, Arabs, or all Middle-Easterners, referring to the turbans that some wear.

See also sand nigger

After being called a raghead at a party, Ashley swore to never tan again.

ragheads by Holly-Day January 25, 2004