An amazing Discord user which goes by the name MeeBean, traveling through servers to spread his culture to the peasents on the servers hoping for a saviour.
A website where you are forced to answer the hardest words and if answered incorrectly the website will go on a rampage and give you 2,000 more words to learn in a matter of 5 minutes. NEVER TRY THIS WEBSITE IT WILL MAKE YOU DIE ON THE INSIDE.
Friend: How many minutes do you have on Membean?
Me: Membean, you think im trying to learnwords like PNEUMONOULTRAMICROSCOPICSILICOVOLCANOCONIOSIS.
A parasite that usually needs to be neutralized with something IMMEDIATELY, such as Vocabubot. It spreads, eating up your free time, killing you slowly as it goes.
Friend: Hey bro you want to do some Membean?
You: Lol fuck no I actually have a life go get membeanhack.com
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!